My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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