I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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