i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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