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On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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