But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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