K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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