Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
Randomize
