i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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