belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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