Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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