one two three fourrrrnication!
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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