I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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