i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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