This is not my ceiling
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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