I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
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At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Can you bring me the toilet please
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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