I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I will die if light touches me.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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