Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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