She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
Randomize
