D3 body, D1 cock
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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