You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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