Your favorite bartender is back from prision
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Randomize
