He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
nutella sex= disaster
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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