Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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