Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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