he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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