Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
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