So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
we're making bets on your personal life
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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