I have demons in me.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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