wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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