Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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