R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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