Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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