She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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