Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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