i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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