Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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