what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
How does it feel to date your dad?
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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