I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize
