did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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