you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
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