Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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