If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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