I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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