Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Randomize
