belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
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