Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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