He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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