do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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