he looks like a really good dad on facebook
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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