hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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