Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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