dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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